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It’s time for your semi-annual visit to your dentist. What better way to pass the time than to read a fortune cookie saying. Here are fifteen sayings from your dentist for your amusement:
- A smile will get you everywhere unless you have a mouth full of rotten teeth.
- Go ahead and eat all the sweets that you like. After all, you are supporting my son’s education.
- It is impolite to floss in front of your girlfriend.
- It’s time that you got at the root of your problems.
- Hey, hey, hey, you have a lot of decay.
- You will soon get a thrill at our powerful new drill.
- You do not get gum disease by chewing gum.
- Brace yourself for this important message. Your daughter needs braces.
- Getting a crown on your tooth does not make you a King.
- You’ll never pass the kissing test if your mouth has bad breath.
- Make haste and go out and buy some toothpaste.
- Never pick at your teeth with a fork.
- Green teeth are not pretty or natural unless your name is Shrek.
- Vampires should gargle twice a day with blood after brushing their teeth.
- The tooth fairy is not real. Deal with it!