Come gather round me children and hear the tale I tell.
Cute goose, right? Well I don’t usually recount stories from my workplace, it being all marbley and imposing and such, but this is a good story. It involves a goose rescue mission, Long Island City, and Brian Selznick, not necessarily in that order. I explain.
In 2006 I was a new blogger, a relatively new children’s librarian, and I became acquainted with a new (at that point) British author. Her name was Frances Hardinge and she had recently published her first novel Fly By Night on either side of the Atlantic. I instantly fell in love with the book, not least because it featured a homicidal goose. All books, I have come to expect, would benefit from the simple addition of a homicidal goose. In any case, back then NYPL had big meetings of children’s librarians where we’d swap ideas for readalouds and booktalks. And I got it into my head that the best possible way to do a Fly By Night booktalk would be with a goose puppet.*
One problem: They don’t exist. Or rather, nice ones don’t. At the time of my brilliant notion the goose pickings were slim. I managed to find images of a really lovely gander from Folkmanis, but sadly it was out of stock (never, I now see, to return). So in a fit of pique I wrote in December of 2006:
“By the way, anyone that procures for me an Out of Stock Folkmanis goose puppet wins my heart, my mind, and any other intangible parts of my self they wish to lay claim to. I’d love to do some booktalking with my very own Saracen on my arm. Can’t you imagine me talking to kids as the goose hisses like a veritable fiend at them?”
So Brian Selznick sent me a goose puppet.
This is actually true. Some of you may be aware of Mr. Selznick’s puppet connections. He’s been active in the puppet scene for years, and has accumulated a couple here and there. The goose, however, had been a kind of gift. As he wrote me:
“When I was working on The Dinosaurs of Waterhouse Hawkins I was bitten by a goose in the park where the dinosaurs still stand in London. A bookseller gave me this goose puppet in honor of that somewhat painful incident.”
Brian didn’t need the goose, and when he read my plea on my blog (I had made him a Hot Man of Children’s Literature the previous March) he was inspired to lend me a hand. This is because he is a stand up fella.
So I had me a Selznick goose on my hands! And it really is a lovely thing. So downy and white. My regular storytime puppet is a Folkmanis white mouse named Basil that cannot be beat for sheer expressiveness (proof here) but Saracen the goose turned out to have his own charms. And so we were happy for a time. Until 2008 rolled around, that is.
In 2008 the Donnell branch of New York Public Library was sold. Every part of the enormous library had to vacate, including the Central Children’s Room. We’d had five children’s librarians working in a large children’s room doing all kinds of programs for fun. Now we had three and we needed to go live elsewhere. Fortunately, we landed at the main branch of NYPL where, from 1911 to 1970, the room had existed in the first place! Score!
In the course of packing up we hired a set of movers who, I must say, did a splendid job. And here is where the story takes a b
You know, you kind of gave away the ending to this story by posting that first pic of A Very Gravid Bird holding the now-found homicidal goose. So glad there was a happy resolution.
Oh, wow. That is one cute baby belly you have there.
I’m imagining the storeroom in Long Island looking a lot like the final scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark. Only with more cool toys.
Just shared that story with my 4th graders. Obviously, we’re huge Selznick fans (Hugo Cabret was our read aloud for mysteries!)
Here’s what they had to say.
“Sounded like a wild goose chase.”
“The effort seemed totally worth it (maybe, as long as three years in a box doesn’t turn it into homicidal goose puppet.”
“We would love to hear what that homicidal goose puppet says.”
“That’s cool that Brian Selznick is into puppets.”
“We can’t believe you went that far out of your way to rescue a goose puppet!!! Quack, Quack, Gobble, Gobble.”
I did sort of give away the ending, true, but only if you know that I am pregnant and that the picture was recent for that reason. Otherwise this could have easily been taken 3 years ago, right?
And Brooke, it’s exactly like that. Only air- conditioned.
I shall now refer to the goose solely as The Homicidal Goose Puppet. Has a nice ring to it.
And we to you as The Very Gravid Bird.