One more scene from one of the plays I'm working on. Actually, I see this more as a film script but we'll see where it goes as it progresses. Quite pleased so far.
STORM WARNING - SCENE II
LEONARD What is this? Move away and let us pass CONDUCTOR
Please don’t create problems LEONARD
All we wanna do is stretch our legs. Nothing more and for whatever reason, you won’t let us CONDUCTOR
That won’t be possible LEONARD
This is absolutely ridiculous. You can't force us to stay here without a good reason. I’m going to walk, like it or not MARY
Me too! CONDUCTOR
(bending over and speaking softly) I strongly advise you to stay put. Take my advice LEONARD
Sorry pal – you gotta provide more information than vague hints and warnings CONDUCTOR
Don’t ask me any more questions that I can’t answer. Look - stay put and I’ll see what I can do MARY
My knees are really painful. Can I at least stand up and take a few steps? CONDUCTOR
A few steps but no long walks MARY
Promise LEONARD
I got news for you, bud. I ain’t got any intention of staying put. You’re really over-reacting to a simple request of taking a small walk through the train CONDUCTOR
You didn't hear it from me but rumor has it that a passenger has died MARY
What does this have to do with us? These things happen all the time. We promise we’ll stay away from wherever they’re keeping his body CONDUCTOR
Could be just a rumor but even if it was true, I wouldn’t be allowed to say. Company rules and all that
LEONARD You do realize you make no sense whatsoever. Why even mention it to us?
CONDUCTOR
Like I said, can't really share any information...
LEONARD
Why all the mystery?
CONDUCTOR
Look - I was told that we'll be delayed in Timmersville. That's all I can tell you right now.
(CONDUCTOR hurries off) LEONARD
Weird. The guy was really nervous. Kept wiping the top of his lip. If it was a heart attack or normal causes, he wouldn’t bother telling us
MARY
Trying out your detective skills, are we?
LEONARD
(staring out of the window)
That’s what you get from hanging out with reporters. Kind’a rubs off on a person. Well…well… police are getting on now... This is more than a heart attack for sure.
MARY
Maybe you’re right. Hmmm...wonder where Mr. Crazy Man got to.
LEONARD
We're never gonna find out anything sitting here. Don't know about you but I feel like stretching my legs
MARY
My old knees are stiff. A little walk works wonders
LEONARD
And if we happen to overhear something...
MARY
Right...
I love flowers!
The weather is teasing me! A warm day, a nice breeze, flowers peeking from the cold wet ground, and then WHAM! A freak snow storm! Such is life in Colorado. Peepsqueak is not worried. As you can see in this picture, he is thrilled to find the first Spring flower.
Do you have any flowers up yet? We only have a few tulips and iris peeking out of the dirt. Flowers are still a few weeks away. I am ready!
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Forgotten Book of the Week: The Duchess Bakes a Cake
by Virginia Kahl
Scribners & Sons, 1955
Reissued: Purple House Press, 1983
Baking mishaps seem like a recurring motif in children's literature, from "The Gingerbread Man" to "In the Night Kitchen" and onwards, and yet I don't ever seem to tire of it. I'm betting that a lot of kids don't, either. Which, of course, brings me to the delightful dottiness of Virginia Kahl's The Duchess Bakes a Cake. Here's how the book begins:
A long time ago there lived over the waters
A Duchess, A Duke, and their family of daughters --
Madeleine, Gwendolyn, Jane and Clothilde,
Caroline, Genevive, Maude and Mathilde,
Willibald, Guinevere, Joan and Brunhilde,
And the youngest of all was the baby, Gunhilde.
Whenever I read this intro, I can't help but be reminded of that other book from the 1950s about twelve little girls in two straight lines. But the similarity ends there. Kahl's story about the Duke and Duchess' prodigious family is set in a world given over to silliness, where adults and children alike play the fool. "They couldn't think often, and hadn't thought much."
The story begins with the angular, Olive-Oyl-Goes-Medieval-style Duchess, who usually likes to spend her time "reading and writing," growing bored and deciding to bake a cake. Being a noblewoman, she hasn't the faintest idea of how to go about making "a lovely light luscious delectable cake," but simply adds ingredients helter-skelter into the bowl:
In went the almonds, the raisins, the suet;
She added some vinegar and dropped in the cruet.
She added the yeast, six times for good measure.
(A light fluffy cake is really a pleasure.)
Predictibly, the cake rises to immense proportions, trapping the Duchess in the air on an enormous mound of dough. "I fear an improper proportion of leaven / Is taking my dear Duchess right up to Heaven," cries the Duke. How will she get back down? The castle folk all have ludicrously impractical ideas, but, of course, it is the Duchess's own children who create the best solution.
Kahl was a librarian, and you can tell: her rhyming text and clever rhymes beg for this book to be read out loud. As for her three-color illustrations, they seem like a cross between Lois Lenski and James Thurber. Thick lines delineate the characters and scenery, and Kahl uses little details to give the characters charm. The palace cook, with his long, upturned nose and spoon on his hip, looks like he fell straight out of a vintage
New Yorker cartoon. The thirteen daughters, meanwhile, are simply adorable with their little red caps, white dresses and pudgy green arms. If I had read this book as a child, I would have loved to have a set of dolls that looked just like them.
Kahl wrote several books about the Duke and Duchess' family; this is the most well-known and is the only one that has ever been reissued. This loopy castle community is addictive; if
The Duchess Bakes a Cake falls into the hands of any young readers you know, you may find yourself scouring used book markets to collect the whole set.
We read, "The Perfect Pancake" by Kahl when I was little.
A testament to the catchiness of her rhymes; I remember that "delightful" rhymed with "swooned when they'd bitten a biteful."
I also remember this, "So tender and toothsome, incredibly savory."
And the blue and yellow and black and white illustrations.
The story was a kind of pride goeth before the fall, where a stranger tempts the famous pancakestress into making him more than one (the usual allotment) of perfect pancakes.
I think I've "swooned" over this book with you in person, no? - abby