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There's a Goner somewhere in a port of the Canary Islands in 1492 -- and Xela and Arms Akimbo think maybe he has a connection to those big floating contraptions with the cloudlike wings parked nearby. But before they can find the Goner, they find themselves aboard something called the Santa Maria, with Arms pressed into the service as a cabin boy. Its a good thing they both hav... More

There's a Goner somewhere in a port of the Canary Islands in 1492 -- and Xela and Arms Akimbo think maybe he has a connection to those big floating contraptions with the cloudlike wings parked nearby. But before they can find the Goner, they find themselves aboard something called the Santa Maria, with Arms pressed into the service as a cabin boy. Its a good thing they both have B.O. (Biological Osmosis, that is) and can transform themselves to look like Earthlings, or they'd never fit in. The two galactic rescuers suspect that the captain, Christopher Columbus, is a Goner. But if that's so, why is he headed toward India? Just like them, his destiny guides him to a strange new world -- but isn't he going the wrong way?