STATUS: Have to leave a tad early today. My plan is to read a good portion of a client manuscript this evening.
What’s playing on the XM or iPod right now? LAID by James
At conferences, the biggest complaint I hear from aspiring writers is this: there is never any feedback given when an agent or an editor sends a rejection letter.
Or, if there is a response, it tends to be generic--something along the lines of "I just didn't fall in love with the story."
Writers don't have a good sense of what is really causing an agent to stop reading.
Well, this webinar is designed to answer that question. It's a no holds barred (and a tough workshop so be warned) but if you want an honest, straightforward, and helpful response as to why your sample pages might be getting rejected, then this is it.
This is a "fly on the wall" glimpse of an agent reading her slush pile.
I read the first opening 2-pages submitted by the participants of the workshop. If I would have stopped reading, I stop and clearly say why. In general, we tackle about 20 entries selected at random.
The I crush the writer's fragile ego under my critique hammer… Just kidding. This is not American Idol style.
I don't pull the punch but I do try and be sensitive and helpful. This webinar is not about denigrating the writer but it's also not for the faint of heart.
If you think you are ready, then you might want to consider it. Register here. And I'll see you tomorrow.
STATUS: Come on rain! Don't just be cloudy and not give it up. Pour gosh darn it!
What’s playing on the XM or iPod right now? PUMP IT UP by Elvis Costello
I'm getting ready for tonight's workshop so I'm reviewing all the tag lines submitted by the workshop attendees. I asked all participants to submit one sentence as a baseline. So we can do a before and after during the workshop--which is often fun to see.
In other words, I don't expect everyone to have nailed that tag line. It's often hard to nail your plot catalyst in one sentence--especially if you've never really done it before. Hence the workshop.
But in reading them in prep, I can give my blog readers a bit of insight into what I think these attendees are struggling with. In the workshop, I'm going to clearly explain how to nail a plot catalyst tag line and then how to build your query pitch around that--using three different approaches.
Problem 1: The writer is trying to summarize the novel in the tag line.
Wrong use for it. You just want to nail your plot catalyst. But great, we'll talk about it tonight.
Problem 2: The writer is relying on reader's previous knowledge of a story or fairytale.
Not a bad starting point but it's not going to be quite enough to carry the cornerstone of your pitch. Will work on that tonight.
Problem 3: The writer highlights two necessary elements of the story but alas, in the tag line, they don't have a relation or a cause and effect so mentioning both doesn't quite make sense.
In other words, one doesn't necessitate the other. I'll just need to point that out and I think this writer will get it.
And there's still time to sign up if you want to join us! Just click here. I'll be getting the tag lines soon for any day registers. However, we are going to close the class in an hour or two so if you want to join in, don't delay.
STATUS: Another Gorgeous day! Repeat yesterday's status.
What’s playing on the XM or iPod right now? LADY IN RED by Chris de Burgh
Or maybe you didn't but are a glutton for punishment anyway. I'm doing my very popular Agent Reads The Slush Pile as an online Webinar coming up on May 2, 2012 6-8 pm MST.
If you can't make it to Denver for the LitFest version of this webinar put on by Lighthouse Writers (where the price is not to be believed but the travel to get there might be rough!), here's your chance to finally experience it for yourself.
Have you ever wondered how an agent reads the fiction submission slush pile? What an agent is thinking during the first opening pages? What makes an agent stop and what makes an agent read on?
If you have ever wished to be a fly on the wall during that process, this workshop is your chance to get the inside scoop without metamorphosing.
Literary Agent Kristin Nelson will read the first 2 pages of any submission, the “slush pile”, and give honest feedback as to why she would or would not read on for the sample pages in front of her.
A couple of things before you click on that button:
1) This webinar is not for the faint of heart. It's brutal. Now trust me, I will be as helpful and honest as possible. This is not to ridicule writers. But don't kid yourself, it will be tough. If you are feeling fragile or that feedback might crush your writer dream, now is not the time for this workshop. If you are tough as nails, just about to submit, want an immediate honest response, then this might be worth doing.
2) It needs to be the actual, opening first 2 pages of your manuscript. If you have a prologue, skip it and grab page 1 and 2 from your chapter one.
3) We can't promise to read every single entry but we are definitely going to try. If I only have a few left over, I'll respond on the sample pages and we can send to those writers privately. Right now, I know we can get through them all.
4) You can "audit" the class. Sign up to be there and listen in but you don't send on the 2 pages. This is for those who are curious about it but not ready to have sample pages read.
If you've ever wondered how an agent could make a decision so fast on whether to read on or not or to ask for pages, this webinar will definitely answer that question!
STATUS: In glorious Italy. Such yummy food.
What’s playing on the XM or iPod right now? MARLENE ON THE WALL BY Suzanne Vega
If you are an NLA eNewsletter subscriber, you got the skinny early at the beginning of the month and first dibs on the workshop spots. Now I'm giving my blog readers a chance to register.
In 2012, I have six conferences lined up already. I can hardly believe it myself! And at these conferences, I'm schedule to give my forever popular query pitch workshop and the infamous Agent Reads The Slush Pile workshop where I graciously rip to bits the opening pages of manuscripts. Writers just love this one, which convinces me that you folks are gluttons for punishment.
And I imagine that over the years, one or two of my blog readers have longed to attend one of these workshops but have never had the opportunity.
Well, if that person is you, then listen up. On March 29, 2012, I'm launching Pub Rants University and will be offering our first online video webinar called Goodbye Slush Pile! The Secret of How to Write The Perfect Query Letter Pitch Paragraph for Your Novel.
Try and say that three times fast…
This is a video webinar, not just audio, so you'll get a chance to see my lovely mug for a whole 90 minutes. Not to mention, you'll even be able to ask questions during the workshop. It's like Fridays With Kristin for a whole 90 minutes. On second thought, I'm not sure I can put up with myself for that long…
But if you are interested, here's what you'll learn.
-How to structure your query letter
-How to identify your plot catalyst
-How to boil 300-plus pages of a novel into one pithy pitch paragraph
-The 4 main approaches to building your pitch paragraph around the plot catalyst
-Real examples of what works and why
-Real examples of what doesn't work and why
-Submit of your first draft tag line
Click Here to find out more details and to register. As I don't want the workshop to be too big and unwieldy, the number of attendees is limited so keep that in mind!
There's no way to move up the waiting list if we did the last one but weren't chosen, is there?
It was very helpful to hear what you said about all the submissions, but I am also really interested on feedback for my opening. (like everyone else!)
:-)
Buffra, I believe it's not a list, but rather pages are chosen at random. Think of it like playing the lottery. Not winning one time doesn't increase your chances of winning the next time.
Thanks, Anon. That's what I thought, but wasn't sure.
I registered but haven't received an e-mail telling me where to send my pages or how to connect. Don't know what to do....
This bed is on fire with passionate love, the neighbors complain about the noises above.
Same here
Carolyn and Anon:
Just call the main line listed on our website and we'll put you through to Lori, our Digital Liaison, and she can assist you.
If she hasn't already! I checked with her this morning and I think she has been in touch with you Carolyn!
k
I participated last time and pretty much wanted a drink after the first two. And neither one was mine! (and I don't drink.) BTW - Kristin, I remember you saying something about trying to get a quick/frief off-the-cuff email critique to those of us who didn't get critiqued. I never got one and I'm wondering if I just imagined that.
quick/ *brief*
sorry
I loved this seminar. I thought the advice Kristin gave was great and applicable whether she read mine or not. (I still secretly wished she'd read mine. I'm dying for feedback!) But I did brush up my opening pages, and I think I'm getting closer to finding an agent!
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